New Relationship / No Symptoms

MSM

Men who have sex with men

Maxi Test

Sample Requirements

Blood

Urine

  • New Relationship. No Symptoms and 'low risk'

    15 min

    320 British pounds

Description

Wie fallen die Shirts und Hoodies aus?


Ok, wenn wir nun sagen "normal" ist nicht wirklich was ausgesagt oder? Deswegen gibt es bei den Klamotten eine Größentabelle an der ihr euch orientieren könnt. Der Schnitt selbst ist nichts Ausgefallenes, einfach wie nen geiles Band-Shirt!




Wie ist die Qualität der Shirts bzw. Hoodies?


Also wir finden, die Shirts haben echt eine gute Qualität, sind aus 100% Baumwolle, haben das Öko-Tex 100 Zertifikat (100% frei von Schadstoffen) und das Siegel der Fair Wear Foundation, die sich für faire Arbeitsbedingungen einsetzen. Die Hoodies sind obendrauf auch noch "PETA approved VEGAN" und mit "reduced CO2 footprint"-Label versehen! Wir waren selbst vor Ort und haben uns die Shirt Qualität angesehen und haben ein wenig tiefer in den Geldbeutel gelangt um sagen zu können: das ist geiler Stoff!




Und was ist mit dem Druck? Digital- oder Siebdruck?


Klare Ansage: Siebdruck! Wir haben verschiedene Digitaldrucke probiert aber am Ende immer das gleiche Urteil: Digitaldruck ist ok wenn es schnell gehen soll, kommt aber von der Qualität nicht ansatzweise an den klassischen Siebdruck ran. Was die Farben angeht bzw. ob wir mit Discharge oder Plastisol Farben drucken seht ihr in den Produktbeschreibungen.




Warum sind die Klamotten so teuer?


Im Grunde ist es ja immer so: Macht man viel, sinken die Grundkosten. So funktioniert es bei den großen Modehäusern und auch Merch-Fabriken. Aber leider haben wir nicht die Mittel um direkt 200 Hoodies von einem Motiv anfertigen zu lassen. Wir stecken alles was ihr bei uns ausgebt wieder in den Merch und hoffen, dass wir dauerhaft dann die gringeren Produktionskosten an euch weitergeben können, aber im Moment sitzt das einfach noch nicht drin. Außerdem wollen wir euch die bestmögliche Qualität liefern und und sparen da nicht am falschen Ende. Die Stoffe und die Farben sind schon echt top und sorgen dafür, dass ihr möglichst lange Spaß an den Sachen habt.




Wie kommen die Sachen zu mir? Immer garantiert!


Wir verschicken alles ausschließlich mit Sendungsverfolgung, dh. entweder als versichertes Paket oder bei Autogrammkarten per Einschreiben. So könnt ihr sehen wo es bleibt und wir bei wem es angenommen wurde. Es geht also keine Sendung "verloren". Außerdem verschicken wir ausschließlich mit DHL und klimaneutralem Versand "Go Green". Wenn wir schon Pakete verschicken, dann wenigstens ein wenig was für unser Klima tun, oder?




Kommen noch mehr Hoodies? Der Winter ist kalt!


Sofern ihr wollt, kommen auf jeden Fall noch Motive nach! Aber leider ist es hier auch ein wenig so wie beim "First Print"-Shirt: Wir können erst wieder was nachprodzieren, wenn unser Hoodie-Regal ne Lücke aufweist.




Gibt es das "First Print" Shirt immernoch??


Jap, es sind noch immer ein paar da, von einigen Größen aber nicht mehr viele. Wenn ihr euch unser erstes Shirt überhaupt ncoh nicht gesichert habt, dann aber zügig in den Warenkorb!





Procedure

Book your test


To book this test, simply press the ‘Book Now’ button above. You’ll then be taken to our booking page where you can choose the best date and time for your test. If you are unsure please call us or email for a confidential discussion.




Arrive at the clinic


Once you have chosen any testing you need, this will be done at our Private GP practice in Marlow - which sees patients for many different aspects of health - so no potentially embarrassing waits in an STI clinic waiting room! When you arrive, you can either give your name or just give your appointment time to the receptionist.




Your Blood Sample


We will need a single blood sample, which is taken from the arm by our trained phlebotomy team.




Your Urine Sample


You would collect a small urine sample at at the clinic, the team will advise if necessary. For the test to be fully accurate you must catch the first stream of urine.




Results


We’ll notify you of your results via your selected method of communication (chosen on booking). Following any testing, you can choose to have a 15 minute GP consultation on your results - in person, by phone, or Video consult which is included in the cost of your test(s) and a prescription written if necessary (at no extra cost).





Test Includes

Chlamydia


This infection regularly shows no symptoms. Chlamydia is one of the most common STIs in the UK. Many people with chlamydia will show no symptoms which makes it easy to pass on during unprotected sex. The only way of knowing for certain you have the condition is through effective testing, but common symptoms include pain whilst urinating, unusual discharge in both men and women and pain during sex.




Gardnerella Vaginalis


Gardnerella Vaginalis is a naturally occurring bacteria that is most commonly found in the vagina. It can however be transmitted through sexual intercourse and men can catch the infection. Due to the fact that it's naturally occurring medication is often not prescribed for women unless there are symptoms.




Gonorrhoea


This infection regularly shows no symptoms. Formerly known as "the clap", gonorrhoea is a sexually transmitted infection caused by the Neisseria gonorrhoeae bacteria. It can affect the vagina, penis, anus or throat and as a result can be passed on through unprotected vaginal, oral or anal sex. It regularly shows no symptoms, but some signs include yellowy or green discharge, burning when passing urine, abdominal pain in women or genital pain in men.




Hepatitis B


Hepatitis B is a virus that affects the liver. It is spread through the transfer of blood and bodily fluids, including through unprotected sex. It is less common in the UK when compared to other countries, but you are at risk if you have unprotected sex with someone carrying the virus. For many people, Hepatitis B has a lifelong impact and you may never fully be cured.




Hepatitis C


Hepatitis C is a virus that affects the liver. It is passed on through the transfer of blood, including during sex. It's usually possible to cure the infection and most people will have a normal life expectancy. Unfortunately it rarely shows symptoms until the liver is significantly damaged, which is why testing following unprotected sex is so important.




Herpes Simplex (HSV)


Herpes Simplex (HSV) is a virus that can be transmitted through skin on skin contact with someone who is having an active outbreak, including through vaginal, oral or anal sex. It can cause genital herpes where the condition presents as small blisters that burst to leave red, open sores. It can also present on the face in the form of cold sores. People infected with herpes carry the virus for life and may have outbreaks or flare ups.




HIV


HIV (human immunodeficiency virus) is a virus that damages the immune system and affects the body's ability to fight everyday infections. It is transmitted within the blood and can be passed on through unprotected anal and vaginal sex. HIV cannot be cured through medication and infected individuals will carry the virus for life. Thankfully those living with the virus can lead a completely normal life by taking daily medication that keeps it under control.




Mycoplasma Genitalium


Mycoplasma Genitalium (MG) is a sexually transmitted bacteria that is found in the urinary tract of infected individuals. It rarely shows symptoms, but if left untreated it can cause pelvic inflammatory disease which is linked to infertility. It is passed on through vaginal sex with an infected individual and because there are often no signs of the infection the only way to know you have the condition is through testing.




Syphilis


This infection regularly shows no symptoms. Syphilis is a bacterial infection that is spread through unprotected sex with an infected individual. It's important to test for the condition if you believe you have come in contact with it as it can have a long term impact on your health. Symptoms can include a painless sore or ulcer on the penis or vagina, along with other rashes affecting different areas of the body. Many people will notice no symptoms or the symptoms may be so mild that they pass unnoticed.




Trichomonas Vaginalis


Trichomonas Vaginalis is a bacteria that causes Trichomoniasis - a sexually transmitted infection affecting both men and women. Symptoms are similar to other sexually transmitted infections, including unusual discharge in women, pain whilst urinating or having sex, and soreness affecting the genital area. Testing is often required to diagnose the STD and it is not offered as standard on the NHS.




Ureaplasma


Ureaplasma is a bacteria that is commonly found in the urinary or genital tract. It will usually live in balance with other bacteria naturally found in your body and many people will never know they have it. Due to its usual harmless nature, treatment is not usually prescribed unless the infected individual is noticing clear symptoms.